The speakeasy is a level in which the player controls the French mime as seen in the infiltration mission. It is filled with slovenly drunks, who can be pushed around in Sokoban-like manner towards large, looming bottles. Once they're all fitted snugly inside the bottles, the speakeasy's door opens and the barkeeper begins to flail around the screen, dancing a Russian folk dance. You can either escape or get caught, each option bringing you to a different level. Beating this level brings you to a scene where Dr. Bob leaves a note and takes off riding a rocket to get away.
- You can get here by dying in the "Hitler Heart" level and then going through a few more levels.